Answering the ‘Call of the Wildman’

An amazing thing happened Jan. 2. Rather than watch college football, which is my usual New Year’s custom, the boys and I spent the afternoon watching the most compelling television I have ever witnessed.

Ernie Brown Jr. AKA the Turtleman

Ernie Brown Jr., AKA the Turtleman

While in Florida last week on Christmas vacation at my parent’s house, my dad introduced me to Animal Planet’s “The Call of the Wildman.” In 30-minute increments, this reality show follows Ernie Brown Jr., AKA the Turtleman, as he travels around Kentucky removing unwanted animals from people’s homes, barns, ponds and storage sheds. Words cannot express how captivating this is.

You see, when most Southerners encounter a nuisance animal, they usually solve their problem with a bullet, according to Neal James, Turtleman’s sidekick and secretary. But Turtleman, who reportedly grew up in the backwoods of Kentucky, has a genuine love of animals. He seeks to relocate the animals without harming them. As Neal puts it: “He doesn’t want to hurt them, so a lot of times that means going mano-y-mano.”

Add in some dramatic music, tight editing, skillful camera work, droll humor and Turtleman’s infectious enthusiasm and you’ve got a recipe for reality television at its finest. Debuting in November, the Call of the Wildman is gripping television because of the lack of pretension, the raw excitement of grabbing dangerous animals and the apparent lack of monetary reward. Turtleman’s payment is usually something like $35 and a homemade apple pie.

Turtleman and his critters

Turtleman and his critters

So far the boys and I have seen him pull snapping turtles from a cow manure-filled pond, rescue opposums from a bourbon distillery, catch a fox in a hen house, wrestle a turkey terrorizing a farmer’s corn maze, pull several raccoons from their roosts in people’s homes, rig a trap to ensnare an infestation of rats, remove skunks from a tool shed and retrieve dozens of snakes from a theater.

Perhaps the most amazing feat was grabbing a bat out of mid-air. Having dueled bats in my own house a time or two, I had the most respect for this display of skill.

Why is this so compelling?

Ernie Brown Jr. is a likeable hero. You pull for him. He seems genuine in his interactions with the people on the show. He’s a self-promoter, yes, but more for your entertainment than his benefit. His signature “Yeyeyeyeyyeyeye” rebel call and catch phrase “Live action!” pull you into the thrill of the hunt.

Watch this YouTube video of the Turtleman from Kentucky Afield in 2008, and you, too, will be hooked. It might even compel you to join his fan club on Facebook.

But it’s not just Ernie. Neal is the perfect straight man. His droll quips, banjo playing and concerned pleas for caution add the necessary context for each assignment. Because Neal has long distance telephone service, he is the Turtleman’s self-proclaimed secretary, setting up appointments and booking appearances.

And when the jobs are too big for the two of them, they bring in two more members of the Turtle Team: Squirrel and Jake. With Ernie’s faithful dog, Lolly, you have yourself quite a cast of characters.

When I came back to work after New Year’s, I tried to explain to my co-workers how fascinating this is to watch. One friend from Kentucky was embarrassed by all the “toothless hillbillies” and what she viewed as a negative stereotype of people from Kentucky.

But I think rather than mock them, the audience admires the Turtleman. Yes, his exploits appear insane, and he is missing quite a few teeth because of a run-in with a chainsaw. He is sincere. He is tender hearted. He has an appreciation for nature and a knowledge that can be acquired only from experience.

So if the boys have found a new hero, I can think of a lot worse role models on television than Ernie Brown Jr.

When I got Carlton up from his nap on Monday, the first thing he said was “Can I watch the Turtleman?”

Yes, you can, as long as you make room on the sofa for me.

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About lanceelliottwallace

Lance Elliott Wallace lives and writes in the Atlanta suburb of Lilburn. A native of Texas and a former resident of Florida and Alabama, Lance married a Georgia girl and together they are rearing three Georgia boys. By day he communicates for Georgia Tech engineers and scientists. He spends his early morning hours praying, writing and running.
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One Response to Answering the ‘Call of the Wildman’

  1. ernie says:

    ernie brown jr i want a pic of you with you and lolly dog in real life.

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